7 Erotic Gifts You Can Pick Up From Amazon This Holiday Season

Tis the season for giving and if you have waited a bit too long to pick up some gifts for that someone special take a look at these sexy and erotic gifts you can get from Amazon.

1. Sex Checks – Issued by the “World Bank of Savings and Love” these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike, with fill-in-the-blanks and check-box prompts. The checkbook includes 30 IOUs and 30 UOMEs, making it easy for you to get back what you give. Best of all, these checks are guaranteed not to bounce (unless you’re into that)!

2. Rene Rofe Women’s Unwrap Me Satin Bow Teddy – Ladies, this is a great idea of something to get that special person in your life.  He(or she) will love unwrapping this very special present.  We strongly suggest that men NOT buy this for their significant other.  While not as dangerous as buying them a vacuum cleaner you probably won’t be unwrapping them for the foreseeable future.

3. Tom and Sally’s Chocolate Body Paint – Heat it up, brush it on and enjoy.  When your parents told you not to play with your food I assure you this is not what they had in mind.

4. Sweet Body Paint By Tom and Sally’s – Chocolate not your thing?  Fear not friend because Tom and Sally have you covered, so to speak.  This set of four fruit flavored body paints includes blueberry, lemon, cherry and watermelon.

5. I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions Cards by Susie Bright – From sexpert Susie Bright, this luxe box contains 30 seductive prompts and dares each sealed in an envelope ready for the taking. Select an envelope, tear it open, and read the card aloud to discover what comes next. A great gift to spice things up a bit.


6. Adult Low Temperature Drip Candles – These will definitely heat up your sex life.  Hot enough to turn you on they burn at a low temperature so that sexy time doesn’t end with one of you in the burn unit.  Unfortunately, you don’t get to choose your colors so you might wind up with the Fourth of July pack above or who knows, you could get lucky and get Christmas colors.

7. iEFiEL Women Romantic Night Gift Wrap Ribbon Lace Blindfold Soft Pad Hand Bracelet – These entry-level bondage items should take less time to put on than to read the product name.  I guess Blindfold and Restraints wasn’t catchy enough.  These could be a great gift if your partner saw or read 50 Shades but isn’t quite sure about the whole bondage thing.  Although, I guess if you are billionaire you can skip straight to the advanced gear.

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